I've been a bad blogger. I have to admit it. The past few months I've posted very little. Time and time again you've opened my blog with the expectation of new pics and new stories, but instead are sadly disappointed. You feel let down, even betrayed, but decide you'll check back in another week. The next week is the same: no new posts, and this disappointment grows. You vow to never open my blog again, deeming it another waste of time, right along with reading last month's newspaper or watching re-runs of ABC News. But within a few weeks curiosity causes you to break your vow, and you open my website again, only to have your hopes crushed again.... Sorry. But there is good reason. I have my excuses. I've been very busy. So I thought that in addition to a fresh commitment to more frequent posting, I would give a few of the excuses of why I haven't been blogging. These are listed in no particular order.
I haven't been blogging because I've been...
... riding little, cute, pink motorcycles.
...riding wild, drooling elephants.
... working on my Tarzan skills.
...feeding small children candy.
... riding little, cute, pink motorcycles.
...riding wild, drooling elephants.
... working on my Tarzan skills....feeding small children candy.
...hanging out with strangers on the side of the road.
...showering in waterfalls.
...working on my chopstick and noodle-slurping skills.
...watching out for wily strangers.
...staying in luxury accommodations.
...going overboard.
...pondering life on the edge.
...standing guard.
...trying to walk on water.
...crying out for help.
...hanging on for dear life.
